Two looks that are so wrong, they're right. They're spring '07, giving me plenty of time to develop muscles on my legs. As someone who is less than 6 feet tall, I'm happy to see shorts in the pipeline with smaller inseams. But I must admit that I'm most excited about the shoes. Both are so tacky -- they're hitting me right in the same place as Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For?". You know, where you spend the first week totally despising something, and then somehow that hatred slips over into adoration.

The first is from Prada Spring 07 RTW. The second is from Gucci Spring 07 RTW. Photos courtesy of style.com